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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 9:20:50 AM

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... When you can't take anything out of the frig without suddenly having a flock of cats at your feet looking up at you intently

Actually, a group of cats is called a "clowder" or "clutter".

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You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 9:24:02 AM

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... when you're tired during the day because you forgot to close your door the night before and kept waking up to a jingle ball that the baby placed on the bed at 3am. *yawn*

When you automatically know that baby means cat in this post.

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 9:46:22 AM

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When your mom calls to ask about the kitten and never once asks about the human grandchildren

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 2:19:08 PM

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Actually, a group of cats is called a "clowder" or "clutter".

Cats are like clutter

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 5:08:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: Grace-N-Mercy

... when you're tired during the day because you forgot to close your door the night before and kept waking up to a jingle ball that the baby placed on the bed at 3am. *yawn*

When you automatically know that baby means cat in this post.

Now why does this sound familiar?

Smokey does the same thing with his yarn balls and rattle mice.

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 6:24:36 PM

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... when you're tired during the day because you forgot to close your door the night before and kept waking up to a jingle ball that the baby placed on the bed at 3am. *yawn*

When you automatically know that baby means cat in this post.

oops, yeah, that's what I meant.

I was very sleepy when I wrote this post...

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 6:39:22 PM

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When you realize that you can either have cats, or you can have nice, unspoiled furniture......and you choose the cats!

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 6:59:33 PM

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When you want to claw your eyes out to stop the burning, sinus swell shut as tight as a teenagers bedroom door, your throat closes up to where you can't take a sip of water, and your asthma kicks in to make you sound like a race horse but only able to get in a ZipLock sandwich bag size of air with each breath, and you end up at the ER with a $850 bill at the end of the night... then I know I am in a cat owners house.

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 8:49:33 PM

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APZR, your allergies sound terrible! I'm sorry you're allergic to cats. The worst I get is a scratchy throat and shallow breathing whenever I'm around others' cats, but nothing life threatening.

... when you can never seem to see the computer screen because there's always a cat walking across your line of vision... and stopping in front of your face!!

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 8:50:43 PM

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when you take your computer to the repair place and they find enough hair to knit a kitten in your keyboard...(and have to replace the keys the cat has managed to pull out)

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 9:06:30 PM

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APZR, your allergies sound terrible! I'm sorry you're allergic to cats. The worst I get is a scratchy throat and shallow breathing whenever I'm around others' cats, but nothing life threatening.

Not just cats, horses too. Ironic as I grew up owning horses and training them. Not anymore. Even with taking my meds, I can't stand more than a few hours at my aunts farm for being hauled to the ER. Also allergic to dogs, but not as bad... unless they lick me. Then I swell up like a balloon, itch and scratch until I look like a 14 year old who tried to shave for the first time.

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 9:16:33 PM

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when you take your computer to the repair place and they find enough hair to knit a kitten in your keyboard...(and have to replace the keys the cat has managed to pull out)

I was at my parents' house for Christmas, and there was this show on TV about cats... this lady has Persians or Angoras (dad had the sound off... I was only partially watching), and she shaves them... and uses an old fashioned spinning wheel to make yarn... from cat hair!!!

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/27/2009 9:17:33 PM

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APZR, your allergies sound terrible! I'm sorry you're allergic to cats. The worst I get is a scratchy throat and shallow breathing whenever I'm around others' cats, but nothing life threatening.

Not just cats, horses too. Ironic as I grew up owning horses and training them. Not anymore. Even with taking my meds, I can't stand more than a few hours at my aunts farm for being hauled to the ER. Also allergic to dogs, but not as bad... unless they lick me. Then I swell up like a balloon, itch and scratch until I look like a 14 year old who tried to shave for the first time.

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 12:47:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: Adrenalinejunkie
Actually, a group of cats is called a "clowder" or "clutter".

Ah, thanks, AJ. Is that a nice way of saying "trip hazard"?

My kid went to college and left me a clutter of cats...

Egyptians worshipped cats as gods and cats have never forgotten this.

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 3:57:38 AM

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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast!

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 10:44:30 AM

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ORIGINAL: deermousie

Egyptians worshipped cats as gods and cats have never forgotten this.

Ain't that the truth!

Here's another one...
What's the difference between dogs and cats?

Dogs have masters, cats have staff...

For fun, check out icanhascheezburger.com

it's HYSTERICAL! All cats...

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 10:48:33 AM

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You know you have a cat...

when you're washing the bathroom floor (my bathroom is so tiny I use a cloth, not a mop) and your cat comes and puts her face in yours thinking you're playing silly games!

when you move her litter box and she walks past it a bunch of times but wakes you up screaming blue murder because it's not in it's normal place.

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 10:54:16 AM

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we're waiting right now to adopt a kitten and in one conversation with the foster mommy, she said that of all the 103 cats she has fostered over the years, this was the only that had nearly destroyed her house...LOL

...we're still waiting

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 11:03:48 AM

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You know you have a cat when you rearrange the clothes in your shelf unit so she can have a comfy bed when she wants one!

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 11:14:39 AM

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When the clothes on your shelf unit ARE the comfy bed!!!!!

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 11:32:55 AM

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When the clothes on your shelf unit ARE the comfy bed!!!!!

Ahhh... I've learnt to put covers over my clothes!

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 4:40:31 PM

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when you often wake up with cat hair in your nose and no memory of how it got there.

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 6:02:10 PM

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When you find cat hair on brand new clothes you haven't even worn yet!

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 6:56:22 PM

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When, no matter where you are, you ALWAYS seem to have a cat hair in your food.

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RE: You know you have a cat/kitten when... - 12/28/2009 8:04:14 PM

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... when you can't remember life without cat hair in your food.

... when you have to "baby proof" your house... from a kitten!! And that includes folding clothes that have dangly strings on them so that the kitten doesn't make a dash into the closet, claws fully extended, heading towards your clothes with drawstrings!

... when you keep the closet doors closed to keep the baby from plundering.

... when you hear *crash* *bang* *cry* and realize you closed the kitten in the closet by mistake.

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